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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Nov 15, 2007    Reads: 98    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


My wife got mad and nearly caved my head in with a rock.

She got mad because all I bought her for Christmas was a pair of socks.

She used all of her money to buy me a big screen television.

Being a cheapskate turned out to be a really bad decision.

That was a gift that she really hated.

She grabbed a knife and now I'm castrated.

Now I get laughed at by lots of men.

I bought my wife socks but never again.





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