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Stop grabbing my wife's breasts!

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Woman, Funny, Poem


This is a fictional poem.


Submitted:Dec 19, 2012    Reads: 55    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


A lot of men like to grab my wife's breasts.
And they look at her with binoculars as she gets undressed.
I go out side every night and start firing my gun.
About twenty men come out from behind the bushes, you should see them run.
Men grab her boobs every single place we go.
Even in the grocery store, they grab her in every row.
I've beat the hell out of about one hundred and fifty men.
But that didn't scare them, the bastards do it again and again.
Even lesbians have started grabbing her breasts too.
I can't hit women, what in the hell am I going to do?
Men grab her breasts because they're so big and round.
I shot one guy in the nuts and the S.O.B. hit the ground.
I'm getting sick and tired of her being sexually harassed.
If you grab her tits, I'll kick your ass!





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