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Stop sitting on the damn toilet!

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poem


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Aug 9, 2009    Reads: 108    Comments: 3    Likes: 0   


You have been embarrassing me.

You sit on the toilet when you pee.

Men are supposed to stand up when they take a leak.

People are calling you a Pussy and that really reeks.

You say that you do it to get in touch with my feminine side.

When people asked if you're my brother. I lied.

I'm appalled and ashamed that you are my kin.

And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.

I'm glad that our mom isn't alive to see this.

Stop sitting on the damn toilet when you piss!





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