You have been embarrassing me.
You sit on the toilet when you pee.
Men are supposed to stand up when they take a leak.
People are calling you a Pussy and that really reeks.
You say that you do it to get in touch with my feminine side.
When people asked if you're my brother. I lied.
I'm appalled and ashamed that you are my kin.
And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend.
I'm glad that our mom isn't alive to see this.
Stop sitting on the damn toilet when you piss!