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Taking candy from a baby

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor, Poem


Submitted:Aug 31, 2011    Reads: 3    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

Taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as it looks.

I got the crap beat out of me for the candy I took.

The baby's father was muscular and he stood 7 feet 5.

He beat me so hard that I'm damn lucky to have survived.

I threw a punch at that large man but sadly I missed.

He punched me in the crotch because he was pissed.

He burned off my hair with a blow torch.

I couldn't get a date for months because my bald head was scorched.

I have something to say and I don't mean maybe.

Don't never ever take candy from that man's baby.


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