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That damn mohel!

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Feb 27, 2008    Reads: 101    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


When I was a baby, my parents hired the cheapest mohel they could find.

The son of a bitch cut off my wiener because he's blind.

I have no penis and that makes me a freak.

I have to use a tube when I take a leak.

I'm not the only one who lost his wiener because of that butcher.

You can probably tell that it was also done to Ashton Kutcher.

After they hired him to circumcise me, my future was very grim.

If you have a baby boy, you better keep your son away from him.





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