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That's gotta hurt!

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Nov 11, 2007    Reads: 101    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


When I wouldn't buy my teenage daughter a brand new car, she kicked me in the crotch.

From now on I'm not taking my eyes off my testicles, I'm keeping a twenty-four hour watch.

It feels like my balls have been smashed by a brick.

I'd give a million bucks if my daughter had balls to kick.





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