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The kitchen sink

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


ONLY THE FIRST LINE OF THIS POEM IS TRUE.


Submitted:Mar 11, 2008    Reads: 97    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


I've written poems about everything but the kitchen sink.

I write so much that it hurts when I think.

I'd write some more but my pen is out of ink.

I'm� the only man in my town who wears a mink.

Don't mess with me, I don't take sass.

If you tell anybody about my mink, I'll kick your ass.





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