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The Loch Ness monster raped me

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Jan 2, 2008    Reads: 97    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real.

But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal.

The monster is ugly and as big as a whale.

I learned the hard way that it's a female.

Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke.

I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like.

Visiting Loch Ness is something that I regret.

You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.





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