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The remote

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Sep 16, 2007    Reads: 247    Comments: 2    Likes: 3   


I wanted to watch the king of Queens but I'm watching golf instead.

I'm too lazy to walk over to the set now that the batteries in the remote are dead.

I'm so bored as I watch these damn golfers putt.

I ordered my wife to change the channel and she kicked me in the nuts.

I can't stand this boredom, I want to be put out of my misery.

I'll be watching a lot of golf because I'm too cheap to buy new batteries.





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