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There's a BB in my wiener

Poetry By: RJohnson

Tags: Humor, Poem


Submitted:Jun 16, 2010    Reads: 55    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   

The girl who I dumped was madder than I'd ever seen her.

That bitch bought a BB gun and she put a BB in my wiener.

That damn BB is something that I really hate.

It really hurts when I have sex or masturbate.

Every time I go to the airport, it sets off the damn alarm.

They strip search me even though the BB does no harm.

I thought for sure that it would come out when I took a piss.

It's been in there for 20 years and I can no longer stand this.

When she put that BB in my wiener, I should've decked her.

Don't dump your woman or you too might get a BB in your pecker.


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