The girl who I dumped was madder than I'd ever seen her.
That bitch bought a BB gun and she put a BB in my wiener.
That damn BB is something that I really hate.
It really hurts when I have sex or masturbate.
Every time I go to the airport, it sets off the damn alarm.
They strip search me even though the BB does no harm.
I thought for sure that it would come out when I took a piss.
It's been in there for 20 years and I can no longer stand this.
When she put that BB in my wiener, I should've decked her.
Don't dump your woman or you too might get a BB in your pecker.