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Trading spouses

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Poem, Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Dec 2, 2008    Reads: 132    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


I was on that show where a person trades his or her spouse.

After I went to her home, she threw me out of her house.

I thought I was supposed to have sex with my new spouse but that wasn't true.

She shot me in the balls with a nail gun and it's surprising just how much damage one nail can do.

When my wife found out, she went wild and filed for a divorce.

But first she made me puke by feeding me a meat loaf that was made out of a horse.

When I asked for forgiveness, I learned how much I'm despised.

The bitch grabbed a butcher knife and now I'm circumcised.





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