I was on that show where a person trades his or her spouse.
After I went to her home, she threw me out of her house.
I thought I was supposed to have sex with my new spouse but that wasn't true.
She shot me in the balls with a nail gun and it's surprising just how much damage one nail can do.
When my wife found out, she went wild and filed for a divorce.
But first she made me puke by feeding me a meat loaf that was made out of a horse.
When I asked for forgiveness, I learned how much I'm despised.
The bitch grabbed a butcher knife and now I'm circumcised.