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Vegetarian

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Jan 19, 2008    Reads: 92    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


My wife is a vegetarian and she wants me to be one too.

She's forbidding me to eat meat, what am I going to do?

If she has her way, I'll never eat another whopper.

She's a monster, somebody has to stop her.

I can't continue to go without any meat.

I just opened the door and tossed her out in the street.





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