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Where's the damn mayo?!

Poetry By: RJohnson
Humor


Tags: Humor


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.


Submitted:Dec 1, 2007    Reads: 121    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


My sandwich didn't have any mayo so I sent it back.

The waitress spit on it so I gave her a smack.

They put me in jail and the prisoners raped me six times.

You'd better listen when I tell you never to commit a crime.





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