You want to play this Pac-man machine but I won't let you play it.
I'll kick your ass right here and I'm not afraid to say it.
You can't play it even though it's the bowling alley's machine.
If you try to play Pac-man, I'm going to get really mean.
Your big brother just walked in and he stands seven-feet-three.
He's really mad and he's beating the crap out of me.
He's curling me up into the shape of a bowling ball.
He's rolling me towards the pins and I'm appalled.
I just hit the pins and he got a strike.
You don't want to know what my wounds look like.
I have lacerations and bruises all over my skin.
I'll never stop anybody from playing Pac-man again.