I'm a police officer and it's my duty is to serve and protect.
But after what happened, that's a duty that I want to neglect.
One awful day I got slapped by Zsa Zsa Gabor.
I hope I never have to try to arrest her anymore.
I kicked her in-between her legs but then I remembered that she's a woman.
She kicked me in-between my legs and it was positively inhuman.
Both of my testicles swelled to the size of bowling balls.
As I was riding in the ambulance, I was really appalled.
It's been a year and the swelling hasn't gone down.
I still have to lug these damn two huge balls around.
Zsa Zsa is a lady who has both fame and riches.
And it looks like I have huge hooters in my britches.
It was a bad thing that people saw.
And now my testicles need a bra.
After getting kicked in the crotch, my balls sure were sore.
If you are a man, please don't ever infuriate Zsa Zsa Gabor.