The Poodle or the Axe
When you left you left your crap
You went away but stole my axe
You left your poodle on the porch
Now I want my axe you whore
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Your poodle's here my axe is with you
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Should I beat it with my shoe?
Your poodle's here my axe is with you
Now there's nothing that I can do
When you left you left your bag
Now your poodle has a toe tag
I had to make do with what I had
Why take my axe? Your such a drag!
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Your dog is stinking and I can't find my shoe
WHAT AM I TO DO?
I'd chop the dog up but my axe is with you
Just keep thinking what whould you do?
You would get a bag and send your poodle to your dad
You'd tell your dad it's sad your poodles dead and I've gone mad
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Your dad is gone and no one's with you
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Can you see me cause I can see you
Now there's nothingYOUcan do!
You went away but stole my axe
You left your poodle on the porch
Now I want my axe you whore
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Your poodle's here my axe is with you
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Should I beat it with my shoe?
Your poodle's here my axe is with you
Now there's nothing that I can do
When you left you left your bag
Now your poodle has a toe tag
I had to make do with what I had
Why take my axe? Your such a drag!
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Your dog is stinking and I can't find my shoe
WHAT AM I TO DO?
I'd chop the dog up but my axe is with you
Just keep thinking what whould you do?
You would get a bag and send your poodle to your dad
You'd tell your dad it's sad your poodles dead and I've gone mad
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Your dad is gone and no one's with you
WHAT AM I TO DO?
Can you see me cause I can see you
Now there's nothingYOUcan do!
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