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Age Done Did What Couldn't The Witch

Poetry By: Stormbird Throneshaker
Humor


Humorous poem written 06/18/2012


Submitted:Jun 18, 2012    Reads: 9    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Hello, who are you he said alarming

she showed him her name tag

her name was Charming

Hello, who are you she wanted to know

he showed her his name tag

his name was Snow.

I do tell, your name doesn't ring a bell

it's no fun getting forgetful and old

What, did I just hear you say hell

wash your mouth out with soap.

No Charming, I didn't see that show

I'm sorry that I missed it

It was nice speaking with you Snow

I wouldn't sleep with you, you're a nit-whit.

Age done did what couldn't the witch

they truly have forgotten

And now that their name tags are switched

they're really off their noggin.

Hi mom, hi dad, we thought to stop by

to take you for a ride in our car

Hold on a second, let me ask you why

cause we don't even know who you are.

I do tell, your names don't ring a bell

it's no fun getting forgetful and old

What, did I just hear you say hell

wash your mouth out with soap.

Are they our kids, I don't know

they sure are fun to be with

It was nice speaking with you Snow

I wouldn't sleep with you, you're a nit-whit.

Age done did what couldn't the witch

they truly have forgotten

And now that their name tags are switched

they're really off their noggin.

Hello, who are you he said alarming

she showed him her name tag

her name was Charming...





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