Hello, who are you he said alarming
she showed him her name tag
her name was Charming
Hello, who are you she wanted to know
he showed her his name tag
his name was Snow.
I do tell, your name doesn't ring a bell
it's no fun getting forgetful and old
What, did I just hear you say hell
wash your mouth out with soap.
No Charming, I didn't see that show
I'm sorry that I missed it
It was nice speaking with you Snow
I wouldn't sleep with you, you're a nit-whit.
Age done did what couldn't the witch
they truly have forgotten
And now that their name tags are switched
they're really off their noggin.
Hi mom, hi dad, we thought to stop by
to take you for a ride in our car
Hold on a second, let me ask you why
cause we don't even know who you are.
I do tell, your names don't ring a bell
it's no fun getting forgetful and old
What, did I just hear you say hell
wash your mouth out with soap.
Are they our kids, I don't know
they sure are fun to be with
It was nice speaking with you Snow
I wouldn't sleep with you, you're a nit-whit.
Age done did what couldn't the witch
they truly have forgotten
And now that their name tags are switched
they're really off their noggin.
Hello, who are you he said alarming
she showed him her name tag
her name was Charming...
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