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I'm On My Way To The Grape Nuts Home

Poetry By: Stormbird Throneshaker
Humor


Tags: Humor, Poetry


A humorous poem written 02/28/2013


Submitted:Jul 31, 2014    Reads: 30    Comments: 8    Likes: 7   


I've went froot loops

all the way to cherios

I'm not so lucky charmed

I think I've lost my oats.

~

Yeah, I'm just a frosted flake

a coco pop in disguise

That's what my honeycomb would say

after telling me to get a life

~

I think that I have went

and got me to where I'm gone

cause I'm not where I use to be

I'm on my way to the grape nuts home.

~

My mind has gone marshmallow

in this dino pebbles brain

My thoughts are like shredded wheat

can't remember my alpha bits, dang.

~

I use to have a golden nugget

now I can't count chocula or my money

What was that again she said

I can't remember nut' n honey.

~

I think that I have went

and got me to where I'm gone

cause I'm not where I use to be

I'm on my way to the grape nuts home.





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