Save on all your Printing Needs at 4inkjets.com!

Please Cover Your Nose

By: Stormbird Throneshaker

Page 1, Poem written 01/11/2013

 

When they put the out house inside the home,

then a man's castle had a stinky throne.

And if it didn't flush right everything went wrong,

thus nobody would sing about it in any song.

 

It ruins the carpet and the hardwood floor,

if left to stay and soak in, what an eye sore.

Grab a mop and a bucket, some towels and such,

to clean up this messy, wet stinky stuff.

 

The Stool has backed up,

yeah the toilet overflows.

This crap has stacked up,

so please cover your nose.

 

It was much better when outside the home,

where man originally did sit on his throne.

No need to flush for it fell straight down,

sometimes on a clucking chicken that you found.

 

There was no carpet or a hardwood floor,

except for a hardwood seat and half moon in the door.

Grab a corn cobb, a catalouge, some old towel or such,

it cleaned up that messy, wet stinky stuff.

 

The Stool has backed up,

yeah the toilet overflows.

This crap has stacked up,

so please cover your nose.

 

© Copyright 2014Stormbird Throneshaker All rights reserved. Stormbird Throneshaker has granted theNextBigWriter, LLC non-exclusive rights to display this work on Booksie.com.

© 2014 Booksie | All rights reserved.