Pranking

At a restaurant we all sat down to eat,

and shortly an in-law about lost his teeth.

Into a bowl of soup they almost fell,

but he caught them quickly and all was well.

When his cousin went to the food bar,

he turned to best friend saying hardy har har.

Pass me your teeth, and hurry up fast,

then ask to borrow mine, and I'll give yours back.

When his cousin returned with food on his plate,

he noticed the friend with a sad look on his face.

I can't eat my steak without teeth, can I borrow yours

Why sure you can, why not, of course.

I can't believe I saw what you just did,

man that's gross that you borrowed his.

Everyones in stitches knowing what had happened,

but he was the only one that wasn't laughing.

Up and away to the restroom he flew,

saying it was gross and he was going to puke.

The night manager came in from out of the snow,

hearing the commotion but not seeing the show.

Walking out of the restroom and still saying gross,

the manager said, keep it to yourself, I don't want to know.

Oh no, you think I was in there wanking,

but we all knew he was had by our pranking.

I can't believe I saw what you just did,

man that's gross that you borrowed his.

Everyones in stitches knowing what had happened,

but he was the only one that wasn't laughing.