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Limerick Soup

Poetry By: Sultry Alice

Ben Hardstaff posted a poem of limericks and I just wanted to try some. Let me know what you think.

Submitted:Feb 3, 2013    Reads: 77    Comments: 20    Likes: 9   


This is a conversation between two

The guy wants to take her to bed and screw

She would rather not

The man takes a shot

You turn me on, my balls are turning blue


Hey big boy, what do you have in there

That bump in your pants can't be all air

Come and let me see

The size of your tree

If I like yours and you like mine, we share


You have the most beautiful pair of tits

I would love to caress them with my lips

Let us get them out

Cause I have no doubt

When I am done, you'll feel good in your hips


If you want to get in my hot sweet spot

You will have to show me what you've got

I won't open up

For just any pup

I want to make sure you are a big shot


If you tease me I will buy you a drink

I will buy you two for a sexy wink

Would you prefer cash

To do something rash

I have here two fifties, what do you think


I think you have the most beautiful eyes

Sure it's a line but I am not telling lies

Tell me what you see

When you look at me

I hope you see I believe you're a prize


Would you like to ride on my Schooner

I'll sing to you I'm quite the crooner

If song's not your thing

Try my ding-a-ling

I know you'll come later or sooner


Come lassie sit on down on my lap

I assure you I won't take a nap

Now wag your cute ass

I'll be coming fast

You will plaster a grin on this chap


I am old and my dicks a disgrace

But if you will come and sit on my face

I will treat you right

For my tongues a delight

I never miss my target, I'm an ace


Oh, just kiss a little lower dear

Just a little higher, you are near

Oh no, don't kiss that

I'll purr like a cat

Oh my god, what you do to my ear




Let me know what number you liked best

These limericks were written for a test

I wanted to see

Just to what degree

My readers might think I am obsessed


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