Limerick Soup

*1*

This is a conversation between two

The guy wants to take her to bed and screw

She would rather not

The man takes a shot

You turn me on, my balls are turning blue

*2*

Hey big boy, what do you have in there

That bump in your pants can’t be all air

Come and let me see

The size of your tree

If I like yours and you like mine, we share

*3*

You have the most beautiful pair of tits

I would love to caress them with my lips

Let us get them out

Cause I have no doubt

When I am done, you’ll feel good in your hips

*4*

If you want to get in my hot sweet spot

You will have to show me what you’ve got

I won’t open up

For just any pup

I want to make sure you are a big shot

*5*

If you tease me I will buy you a drink

I will buy you two for a sexy wink

Would you prefer cash

To do something rash

I have here two fifties, what do you think

*6*

I think you have the most beautiful eyes

Sure it’s a line but I am not telling lies

Tell me what you see

When you look at me

I hope you see I believe you’re a prize

*7*

Would you like to ride on my Schooner

I’ll sing to you I'm quite the crooner

If song’s not your thing

Try my ding-a-ling

I know you’ll come later or sooner

*8*

Come lassie sit on down on my lap

I assure you I won’t take a nap

Now wag your cute ass

I’ll be coming fast

You will plaster a grin on this chap

*9*

I am old and my dicks a disgrace

But if you will come and sit on my face

I will treat you right

For my tongues a delight

I never miss my target, I’m an ace

*10*

Oh, just kiss a little lower dear

Just a little higher, you are near

Oh no, don’t kiss that

I’ll purr like a cat

Oh my god, what you do to my ear

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Let me know what number you liked best

These limericks were written for a test

I wanted to see

Just to what degree