There once was a man from kanass,
Who's nuts were made out of brass,
In stormy weather,
He'd clack them together,
And lightning shot out of his ass.
This is another lymeric I've heard somewhere which made me laugh, I don't know where I heard it but, whatever...I think this one is funny than the first (even if it is rude-ish) but again, whatever...
I like to write a range of things (including humor, as this proves) which is why I have written these.