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Being Female

Poetry By: XxPrincessxX
Humor


Even the guys should read this one ;)


Submitted:Sep 30, 2008    Reads: 149    Comments: 4    Likes: 1   


Being Female

I don't care how nice the rain is; I refuse to sacrifice my perfect hair.

If I lost my eyeliner I would cry.

It doesn't matter how many times I watch the movie, it will always make me emotional.

Wake me up before six and it will be the death of you.

Keep me awake until six, and you will have to deal with one bitchy girl.

Make sure that if you call me, you set aside the next two hours for that phone call.

Things aren't always as bad as I make it out to be. It's just how bad it feels to me.

Honestly is the best policy: unless you're going to insult or criticize me.

I can do anything you can, except pee standing up.

Don't expect me to "be ready in five". Beauty takes time.

I may have more clothes then you do, but at least mine smell good.

My health crazes aren't stupid. It makes me feel better.

If you stare at other girls, be sure to make it up to me.

My idea of "night on the town" does not involve football, pubs and smelly guys.

Never, ever take my visa card.

I'm an animal lover; I just don't like the ones with more then four legs.

When I just wake up looking terrible, don't comment.

Needing a male companion is my only flaw.

I have hobbies too. If you want me to watch the game, you're coming dress shopping.

I'm female -- deal with it!





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