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Friendship Promises

Poetry By: XxPrincessxX
Humor



A very funny version of a friendship poem - all the stupid things your friends REALLY would do for you.


Submitted:Oct 23, 2007    Reads: 217    Comments: 3    Likes: 2   


Friendship promises

Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this page-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.




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