Belly Ring

Two wholes I have

In my belly button

And you may ask yourself why

Well let me tell you it was quite sudden

I am actually surprised I did not cry.

Funny story it is

I thought I was brave

And tell you I was not after the fact

I wasn't sure I'd behave

And turned white when the needle made contact.

Needles are my weakness

A fool I had been

But amazingly it did not sting

It was over before it began

So that is how I got my belly ring.