Two wholes I have
In my belly button
And you may ask yourself why
Well let me tell you it was quite sudden
I am actually surprised I did not cry.
Funny story it is
I thought I was brave
And tell you I was not after the fact
I wasn't sure I'd behave
And turned white when the needle made contact.
Needles are my weakness
A fool I had been
But amazingly it did not sting
It was over before it began
So that is how I got my belly ring.