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My Christmas Carol!

Poetry By: Yoshie Akira
Humor



This is the BEST X-mas Carol EVAAA!!!


Submitted:Dec 21, 2011    Reads: 37    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


Jingle bells,Twilight smells

Edward ran away

Bella died and Jacob cried

Potter all the way!

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout,

I'm telling you why:

Voldemort is tapping, your phone

He's bugging your room

He's reading your mail

He's keeping a file

And running a tail

Voldemort is tapping, your phone.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Lord Voldemort gave to me

Twelve murdered bodies,

Giant evil dragon,

Ten chasing Death Eaters,

Nine creepy death-notes,

Eight holes in my sweater (NOOO!!),

Adead Cedric Diggory,

Abad reputation,

Afreaky stone that keeps burning,

A giant snake in the bathroom,

The death of my parents,

The revealing of my past,

And alightning-shaped scar on my head!!!





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