DOCTOR: There's nothing to worry about, madam. Your husband has worked too hard. He's just stressed.
WIFE: Doctor, nowadays he's working just TOO hard! He goes to work early in the morning and comes back late in the evening.
DOCTOR: Oh dear! But don't worry madam. He has promised me that he'll rest daily.
WIFE: Really? Well that's a relief.
DOCTOR: Well then....I must be on my way.
WIFE: Of course. But what should he eat? And does he need medicine?
DOCTOR: No no. No medicine. And he can eat all healthy foods.
WIFE: Ok. (Screams) Amigo! Oh Amigo! Come here and take the doctor's bag to his car.
AMIGO: Yes, ma'am! As you wish MA'AM!!!!!
DOCTOR: Goodbye Madam. And please make sure that he is able to sleep peacefully.
WIFE: Goodbye. Well then....I hope YOU heard that, hmmm?
WIFE: Does your back ache?
(knock on door)
WIFE: Oh who's at the door? Amigo! Amigo. Check who's at the door.
AMIGO: Maam, its the water carrier.
WIFE: Him? Oh tell him to go away! That foolish man must ALWAYS disturb us! Tell him to come early tomorrow.
HUSBAND: Ugh! Hey don't scream so much
WIFE: Oh! Oh I remember. Your back aches. Should I tell Amigo to massage it?
HUSBAND: (angrily) No!
(enters Amigo again)
AMIGO: Yes ma'am?
WIFE: Foolish man! Where were you?
AMIGO: Ma'am I was working in the basement
WIFE: THEN GO! GO DO YOUR WORK! (Amigo leaves) Well I'm going out of the room now. Call me if you need me
HUSBAND: Please close the door.
WIFE: Oh and what would you like to eat?
HUSBAND: Make whatever you want
WIFE: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO EAT IT!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!!
WIFE: How about some soup? Would you like some hot, tasty and healthy chicken soup?
HUSBAND: Mmmmm. Sure!
WIFE: But its too difficult to make. So I'll just make the porridge.
(put put put put. vroooooooooom)
HUSBAND: Now whats that sound?
WIFE: Oh thats your lovely little princess! She got a car from a festival and now she wont stop playing with it! Foolish child! I'll have to go handle her myself!
WIFE: Quiet! Quiet! Your father is lying ill in the bed and you dont even care?!?! BE SILENT!
(wife takes the child into her room)
HUSBAND: Ah! Now I can rest!
(Amigo enters and starts sweeping the floor)
HUSBAND:Hey what's this? (cough) Oh my god! What are you doing?
AMIGO: Sweeping the floor. If I wont sweep it then madam will be very angry.
HUSBAND: MADAM THIS! MADAM THAT! MADAM THIS! MADAM THAT! I AM YOUR MASTER! NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM! NOW!
(RIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIING)
HUSBAND: Oh wife! Please pick up the phone.
(RIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING)
HUSBAND: Oh God! Hello? Yes, I'm Mr. Smith. Mrs. Smith is not in the room. No, there's no one who can bring her in the room. I am ill. I can't go. Please call later. Ok ok. Now please call later. I SAID CALL LATER!
HUSBAND: Foolish people
WIFE: You called?
HUSBAND: Yeah it was your friend's call
HUSBAND: I dunno
WIFE:Didn'tyou ask her name?
HUSBAND: Ooops. I forgot.
(song starts playing)
WIFE: Oh now the neighbours are making noise. I'll write a letter to them to tell them to stop.
CHILD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Mama mama! I fell down and now my knee is bleeding.
WIFE: Oh be quiet! I'll see your injury later. It's ok!
(beggar peeps through window)
BEGGAR: Any kind person around here who may spare some change?
WIFE: Amigo! Get rid of this begger please. AMIGO!!!!
(Music gets louder)
HUSBAND: Wife? Please bring me my coat and hat.
WIFE: Coat and hat? But why?
HUSBAND: I'm going to the office. I REALLY need some rest!