Hey Michael.
Yeah Skyler?
Wanna play a game of hangman?
Sure.
Okay hang on (thinks of a phrase)...
Okay I got the phrase _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!
Give me an "A"
There is a few
Give me "S" or Give me death
Well damn I can't kill you than.
A few minutes pass while Michael is on a roll of getting letters the phrase is close. The phrase : MAS_I IS AWESOME!!!
Michael you're almost there!
Uhmm..... "Q"
Really?
Yeah.
Michael think.... it’s in your name
M... I... C.... A... E... L...
Ohh. I got it, Triangle.
Michael...
Yeah.
How do you get Triangle out of your name?
Well you say cookie comes from your name
I’m always messing around
Fine.... Purple
NO!
GIVE ME A FRAPPACINO!
NO!
Bitch
Whore
Skankapus
Slutty Platypus
T.. T.. T.. Tonya
Yeah nice try Michael, remember I fell for it before.
Skyler! Tonya’s behind you.
Hey Skyler.
Oh crud... RUNNNNNN
Without the coffee?
YEAH...
Michael and Skyler run to Germany thinking Tonya won’t find them there. So Skyler hides inside the coffee shop and Michael talks to the Military.
So... What’s it like here.
I got told not to talk to you from my boss.
*slurps* Coffee!
Who’s your boss?
Tonya Miller!
Michael did you guys thinking running to Germany would save you.
*picks up phone and calls Skyler* Skyler!!! Where are you.
Coffee shop behind you. Hey it’s Tony A
No that’s Tonya.
Ohh. Shiffftt Runn
Michael and Skyler run to Japan.
Hahaha I planted a nuke in the coffee shop there.
Michael and Skyler drink their coffee.
Cheers to freedom
Skyler do you hear that?
What? There’s coffee brewing.
Michael and Skyler walk in the bathroom and the nuke goes off.
END!
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