While on a plane, Michael calls Skyler
Skyler?
Skyler?!
Skyler wake up!!!!!
(throws pillow at Michael)What Michael?!! What do you want!?
They have....
If you're gonna wake me up, don't!
But they have our frappacinos.
(looks startled) They have our frappacinos.
Yeah.
(Burps) Folks this is your captain speaking, we have drank all of Michael and Skyler's frappacinos.
Skyler looks angry and runs to the captain.
Don't do it Skyler!
Michael!!!!!!!!
What Skyler?
It's it's it's it's
TONYA MILLER!!!!!!
Nah dip shit, who else
Santa?
No you stupid ass.
Sorry! You asked who else.
You have parachutes?
I've got waffles Michael.
That'll work.
Michael plants c4 while Michael and Skyler jump out of the plane without Tonya.
Hey Michael,
Yeah Skyler
Does that bush look familiar,
Yeah it does.
They both land inside Starbucks
We want coffee NOW
Okay what kind?
Two large caramel mochiattos
That'll be $15.00
Michael can you pay this time
I left my wallet at your house remember
Fuckkkk
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