Iggy teaches school Starring Iggy as Iggy, Gaby as Oak, Lydia as Adrine, Kara as Loor
Narator: Iggy and the girls went to the local kindergarden school.
Loor: Hey kids! Hows it going?
Loor: Thats wonderful! Iggy, Oak, Adrine, say hi to the kids.
Iggy: Greeting, you little creatans. Im here to poison your minds.
Teacher: *whispers to Loor* Um, are you sure that one, the boy... is okay?
Loor: Hes just upset because he doesnt like waking up early.
Oak: Um, what Iggy said.
Adrine: Awww, your all so bit-sized!
Loor: Um, I have a few question cards. We'll all get a chance to anser each one. First questoin: Why should we stay in school? Adrine, you go first.
Adrine: Um, unless there's a school for feeding little kids to hamsters.....
Loor: Oookkaay. Iggy, your turn.
Iggy: Listen, kids. I've never been to school, never wanted to. And Im living in a mansion with a girlfriend, a girl so smart she could be a scientist, and a little girl who could beet the crap out of a pro wresler. So, while other teens my age are reading books, Im living the dream life. You brats tell me: Wich is better, huh?
Oak: Yah, what he said. *leans sleeply on Iggy*
Loor: Well... I think you should stay in school. Its fun and eucational. So... next question: How our lifes work. Adrine?
Adrine: I have fun feeding store managers and car sales men to my hamster, Bob....
Loor: Hehe... she means feeding... toys to her hamster.
Iggy: I enjoy making bombs... yup, dating Oak, Trying not to be eaten by Bob... Messing around with Adrine, experement with experents with Loor... Hey, how bout I teach you how to make bombs? And use them, while holding them. *smiles evily*
Teacher: Thants not a very good idea, Mr.Griffith
Iggy: *balls fists* My...names....IGGY! And its a wonderful idea. less mouths to feed. *Nods*
Oak: Lets see.... kissin' Iggy. Thats about it. Hanging out with Iggy.... thats all.
Loor: ..... I like hanging out with my best friends ever, these guys. *waves hand to the others*
Iggy: Whos that? *looks around* I cant see them.
Teacher: But... Mr-
Teacher: Iggy... Arnt you... blind?
Iggy: People are so thick.
Narator: After a few more.... odd ansers for questins from Iggy, the teaches kick them out.
Loor: Great job Iggy. You got us kiched out of a kindergarden class.
Iggy: Theres a good thing, though.
Loor: And that is?
Oak: Adrine stole a kid to be my.... our.... persinal waitor.