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School: Iggy and his girls

Script By: Iggysgirl
Humor


I hate school... View table of contents...

 

Submitted: Jun 22, 2008    Reads: 51    Comments: 6    Likes: 1   


School Starring Iggy as Iggy, Gaby as Oak, Lydia as Adrine, Kara as Loor

Narator: Loor has perswaded Iggy, Oak and Adrine to go to school. Adrine "convinced" the teacher to let Bob in class.

Iggy: *slams head into table* This is pointless. I know all this stuff.

Oak: Yup. I hate this place.

Loor: You guys. Were here to learn.

Iggy: *raises hand*

Teacher: Yes, Mr.Griffith?

Iggy: Okay, one: My names Iggy. And two, when are we ever going to use this stuff?

Teacher: In everyday life, of course. youll need this for your future job.

Iggy: *smirks* You really think Im gonna get a job?

Oak: Teach us how to make bombs, then we'll listen.

Adrine: Uh oh. Bobs hungry.

Loor: Crap...

Girl: Whos Bob?

Iggy: Only a man- eating hamster, of course.

Girl: What?!

Oak: Ugh. A hamster. Who eats people. Wanna meet him?

Girl: Not really.

Teacher: Wait, Mr.Griffith...

Iggy: My. Names. Iggy.

Teacher:.... Iggy. Your.... blind, Loor says?

Iggy: *gasps* I am? Oh my God! Really?

Adrine: Well, this is a waste of time. See yall later. *gets up*

Teacher: Mrs.Nico, please sit down.

Adrine: Um, nah. No thanks.

Teacher: Sit down. *looks angry*

Oak: Uh oh....

Adrine: Bob, you wanted lunch?


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Comments:

Bob ate the TEACHER!?!?! Diz waz a an LAL, script.
Like it!!!

Posted: Jun 23, 2008

Author Comment:

thanks. I wrote this when i waz ticked at my teacher.

^^
skool sux, good thing its summer.
^^

Posted: Jun 24, 2008

Author Comment:

Yup. Too bad its going to start again later. Maby Ig could blow all the schools up.... *deep in thought*

^^-
eat the teacher :D

Posted: Jun 26, 2008

Author Comment:

yaaayyy! A world without teachers!

lol
:)

Posted: Jul 7, 2008

Author Comment:

yup.

All schools across america need to expolode in a firey explosionness with all the preppy people in the world in the schools.............

Posted: Aug 27, 2008

Author Comment:

^^ yes. Yes they do.

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Posted: Aug 28, 2008

Author Comment:

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