Our dear friend Pluto didn’t take the news of being demoted to a dwarf planet very well.
NASA: Pluto, we’re glad you came here today.
Pluto: *Holds up finger* Wait one second. Venus just showed me a picture of Uranus’s ass.
NASA: Pluto, we have to tell you something. It’s about your planet status.
Pluto: Oh my gosh, am I getting moved up to Super Mega Planet status? That would kick ASS.
NASA: Well, not exactly. Actually, we—
Pluto: Holy mother f-er. I’m about to tell Uranus the news right now. He thinks he’s so cool; just because a synonym for the word ass is in his name.
NASA: Pluto, if you would just listen—
Pluto: Wait, just one second. I’m about to tell my moon. He’s gonna be the coolest one in the freaking solar system. He’ll be so exci—
NASA: Pluto, you’ve been demoted to a dwarf planet!
Pluto: *Looks shocked* What the hell, man?
NASA: We’re sorry, Pluto. You’re just not big enough anymore.
Pluto: That’s not what your mom said last night.
Yeah. Pluto went there.
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