Talent Show IV

Talent Show Four

• BOLD/CAPITALIZED LETTERS = TALK LOUDLY
• Italicized Letters = Talk fast

Talent Show Four Information:

Hello there. You are currently reading a paragraph or so about why Anime Lover and MyHeartIsARadio write these weird (and totally funny) skits that they perform in front of others. You see, ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO began writing skits for a talent show for seventh grade chorus. This consisted of MYHEARTISARADIO talking very loudly and ANIME LOVER talking very fast. The subject was about Linkin Park, any why they’re such a good band. After infinite success, ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO continued writing other skits. Their second skit consisted of the same elements, although ANIME LOVER talked loud sometimes also, where MYHEARTISARADIO still only talked very loudly. The skit was about the band AFI, and why it was good to listen to their music. Afterwards, on the third skit they both wrote, it was the same as the second one with a few modifications. ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO kept the same voice volumes and speeds, but the skit was about a crazy woman looking for Fancy Feast cat food in a supermarket. When the crazy woman found out that the store was currently out of Fancy Feast, she threw a tantrum and skattered other grocery items across all of the aisles. Finally, ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO have decided to write another one. (Well, MYHEARTISARADIO only writes them, on her own time, and she’s currently writing this because she was fueled when ANIME LOVER brought a skit about this guy liking this girl, and yeah…) So anyway, let’s go.

---------------------------------------------> Continued on other side.

• BOLD/CAPITALIZED = TALK LOUDLY
• Italicized = Talk fast

MYHEARTISARADIO: OMG, ANIME LOVER, guess what?

ANIME LOVER: What? What’s happening? What’s going on? OMG, what are you about to say???! OMG!

MYHEARTISARADIO: After a whole entire year, I finished that one video game!

ANIME LOVER: You mean that one video game where you fight and then you win and then that one thing happens when you do that one thing, then you win, and then that other one thing come after the one thing and then you win after doing all those one and twos things?

MYHEARTISARADIO: (Without blinking) Yeah!

ANIME LOVER: OMFG.

MYHEARTISARADIO: IKR??!

ANIME LOVER: I’m so excited that I think I might spontaneously giggle uncontrollably! (Laughs for like two seconds.)

MYHEARTISARADIO: OMG, this is almost as funny as that one time when you were at the store and then that weird guy with the weird voice came up to you and starting talking about Kindles, and you’re just like, “Dude, why are you talking to me??!”

ANIME LOVER: IKR?! I’m just like, “Weird dude, get away from me!”

MYHEARTISARADIO: Because he was like, oh my gosh, don’t you just hate it when youd o the wrong thing? Cause that one time I got this Kindle and then I took it home, and then I’m like, “Wait, this is gray! I wanted pink!” So then I went back to the store and tried to turn it back in and give me the right color that I wanted in the first but then they said (do in randomly deep voice) “Sir, you should have looked at the Kindle color when you first got it.) So then I got all mad and I’m just like, no! So then I went back to look for the other Kindles and stuff, and then OMG, I saw this cover thing that you put over it to cover your Kindle! And then you get any kind of cover you want to; like pink or green or yellow or anything and then it won’t have to be a gray Kindle anymore, so yay!

ANIME LOVER: Yeah! And then we all start laughing and all this crazy stuff, because well, we really are crazy and then it’s just like, OMG, that’s so freaking funny! But not friggin’, like the people put in books when you really say freakin’, but it sounds like friggin’, so yeah.

MYHEARTISARADIO: Oh my gosh ANIME LOVER, you’re so right! I just agreed with like everything you said.

*Laugh together and twirl around in circles.

ANIME LOVER: *Suddenly stops and looks seriously at MYHEARTISARADIO* Wait, MYHEARTISARADIO. There’s something wrong.

MYHEARTISARADIO: *Frowns* What?

ANIME LOVER: Well, we’re like halfway through the whole skit thing, but we haven’t even talked about a band or Fancy Feast yet.

ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO slaps cheeks with mouths opened wide in an “O”.

MYHEARTISARADIO: OMG. Do you know what I just realized?

ANIME LOVER: What?

MYHEARTISARADIO: Good Charlotte is the best band ever. Like, enough for you to say friggin’ instead of freakin’, just like in the books, you know.

ANIME LOVER: OMG! You’re so right! They’re all like, *Does line from The Anthem*

MYHEARTISARADIO: Yeah, and then they’re all like, *Does line from Girls and Boys*

*ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO began dancing around and laughing with hands in each other’s.*

MYHEARTISARADIO: Dude, wait. *Stops dancing and stops laughing* You’re freaking out over nothing, dude.

ANIME LOVER: Yeah, we are.

MYHEARTISARADIO: But OMG.

ANIME LOVER: Are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

MYHEARTISARADIO: *Silently nods*

ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO: Look towards audience slowly.

“ “: Oh my God. *Says slowly and quietly*

ANIME LOVER and MYHEARTISARADIO begin running around crazily and then shouting OMG over and over again for a few minutes.

(ANRM enters.)

ANRM: Oh my freaking God, will you guys shut up! *Says very angrily*

ANIME LOVER: Fancy Feast.

MYHEARTISARADIO: And Good Charlotte.

ANRM, ANIME LOVER, and MYHEARTISARADIO do “imagination” rainbow hand sign.

THE END.