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She Called Keith!!

Script By: roxassword
Humor


Tags: Sketch, Couples


What happens when you take a loving couple, throw a copy of 50 shades of grey and top it off with a little incentive.

Answer: Read to find out.


Submitted:Aug 31, 2013    Reads: 79    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


She's called Keith!!!!

We start with Daniel sitting on a couch in a living room. Carly walks in holding a copy of 50 shades of grey and sits on a different couch but looking at Daniel. Her eyes keep darting to the book.

Daniel: Hmm? Is something the matter?

Carly: I was just finishing my book and well…

Daniel raises an eyebrow and glances at the book when he sees the title he looks a little worried.

Carly: What do you think about taking it to the next level?

Daniel: (trying to remain calm) Next level?

Carly: (calmly) Bondage, I mean.

Daniel: (Stammering) well…I…erm…

Carly: If you're uncomfortable I can call some friends to make it less scary.

We cut to a shot of Carly looking down and back up and she gets this shocked look on her face. We cut to a shot of Daniel only to see he isn't there anymore. We hear Daniel's voice upstairs.

Daniel: You gonna call your friends or what?

Carly follows the voice up to the bedroom with a sexy smile. When she gets into the bedroom we see Daniel in his boxers with his hands and feet bound with rope with an excited look on his face. Carly pulls out her phone and dials, puts the phone to her ear, waits a minute then says…

Carly: Hey Keith, I need your help.

Daniel's smile is gone replaced with worry and horror and he hops out of the room down the stairs and out of the front door into the street. Where there are guys walking down the road looking at Daniel strangely (4-5).

Daniel: (sobbing and scared) SHE CALLED KEITH!!!! OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!! SHE CALLED KEITH!!!!!

Guy in street 1: (confused) Huh? What is that guy on about?

Guy in street 2: (realisation) Oh my God. She called Keith! Don't you guys get it?!?!? (with a "guy look" on his face)

All the guys in the street get it, they then move towards Daniel and create a barrier around him facing in.

Guy in street 3: What do you need?

Daniel: Help me get this rope off.

Guy in street 1: (pulls out a knife or gardening shears) on it.

Daniel: I also need trousers, shirt and shoes.

Guy in street 4: Got some in my bag.

Daniel: Thanks guys.

Guy in street 5: No problem. Us guys gotta stick together.

Daniel: I guess I gotta go face her.

Guy in street 1-5: Good Luck.

Daniel walks back into the house and into the bedroom and sees Carly there with three sexy women.

Daniel: What's going on? I heard you call Keith.

Carly: He was just the guy to answer the phone.

Daniel: And the help you wanted from him?

Carly: Needed him to get the girls here for me.

Daniel: (smiling) Well then, let's get this party started.

Carly: We can't we have all suddenly got migraines.

All the girls in the room rub their heads with pained looks on their faces.

Daniel: Oh, Fu…

The End





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