- Andy and Natascha sit down in the cinema
Andy: *God this is great, dinner and a movie, very smooth Andy, very smooth.
Natascha: *Who takes for a kebab on a date? At least he let me choose the film.
Andy: *God I'm regretting that kebab, my arse feels more tetchy than a horse at Tescos. What film is this anyway? Breaking noon or something?
-Silence for a moment
Andy: *Right, time to make a move, time for the Ooooold yawning trick. Girls love the yawning trick.
-Andy tried yawning trick and fails covering by pretending to scratch his armpit.
Natascha: *Really? The yawning trick? EVERYONE knows the yawning trick doesn't work.
Andy: *Play it cool Andy play it cool, still time yet.
Andy: *Awww jesus there's a bloody sex scene in this! She must think I'm a wee creep or something.
Natascha: *Oh thank christ a sex scene! At least SOMEONE is getting laid tonight.
-Andy looks down briefly at crotch
Andy: *Awww for flip sake sit down will you! I swear if that fat bastard beside me needs a shit....
Fat Bastard: Excuse me mate, I need you to move....