The bickering sisters
Starring: DD &LJ
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Lj: Hello my dearest sister! I'm surprised you haven't drowned in your potty yet.
DD: Listen, little sister! I was joking, I never had a potty. How STUPID can you be?
LJ: I'm not stupid. You're stupid, you COW!
DD: It seems that every time you try 'embarrass' me or be 'mean' it always turn out to be the lamest thing that has ever come into my ears.
LJ: I really think you need to go to a doctor or something. It seems that you are talking to yourself again.
DD: Seriously dude…GET a LIFE. Please, its bugging me that you still live in this household.
LJ: I do think I need another life, since you're in this one. And I do think that you're also still living here.
DD: OOOOOOOOH, you crossed the line this time you -
LJ interrupted
LJ: Awesome, fun, cool -
DD interrupted.
DD: I know I am, coward. Mom will be home soon, so just BACK off. ok-
LJ interrupted.
LJ: I know a coward, YOU! And besides, mom doesn't care anymore, so you can't use that threat. Too bad.
DD: No I ain't. You're the COWARD! Your a COW that lives in a WARD! TOO BAD, SOOO SAD. L-L-L-Loser.
LJ: Well, at least I'm not a sore loser, like you. And that 'joke' was the lamest one I have ever heard. And I do believe you have a stutter problem now.
DD: First of all, I don't have a stutter. Second of all, you're going to be the one with a stutter when I tell everyone in our school you still use a potty.
LJ: And why should they believe you?
DD: I'm going to take it to school tomorrow in my bag.
LJ: But won't it just look weird if you bring a potty to school? Even if you say it's your sister's, it'll still be really weird. And besides, how do you know I wasn't kidding?
DD: OH because yesterday when I was looking for your wallet, I saw a potty under the bed. HA.
LJ: And of course, that means I use it. It might be Harry's for all you know. You know how he is. He hides every thing that he has in our rooms.
DD: Number one, Harry's 1 year older than us and number two, you shouted, 'leave me alone with my potty' REMEMBER?
LJ: Uhhh, no, I don't remember. Sorry. Must be your over-active imagination. I pity you.
DD: OKAY OKAY, THATS IT! I'm fed up with this! Like I said last time, why can't we just get ALONG!
LJ: I'd like to, but I just remembered that you pooped in my shower. It still stinks.
DD: I'm just wondering do you bath?
LJ: Well, yeah. Of course I do. Just not in my shower. I always go to mom's shower.
DD: You still go to the same bathroom where the stinky shower is, right? Just to brush your teeth. Ummm…..okay, thanks.
DD runs off.
LJ: Wait.. What are you planning? Hey! GET BACK HERE!
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