Jake's Essay

I think Jake Williams should be the guest speaker for the school. Why would Mr.Jake Williams be a fantastic cantidate, because I said so. He saved the world when the ailen scumbags came to Earth. With his emmense knowlage in star wars stuff, Jake led an army against the ailens. I think Mr.Franceconi should be proud that such a fine man came from his school, why would'nt he choose him. In the case of the schools budget, Jake would do it for free, because he always loves to tell how he prevailed before the ailens. There are downsides to having him come. He is very busy, It may take years to book him, mabye even one hundred years, eventhough it would be worth it. He would be a jerk to the students, pushing them around, causing major havoc, but it would once again be worth the trouble. Whenever he travels he must have his possie, a bunch of fools in clown suits, who would cause trouble, pick fights, steal sweatpants money, and other mass mayhem. Yes there are a few downsides, but are they that bad, it would be most worthy of the trouble, I say for the third time. Jake is a hero, he is so well known people kow who he is right when his name is said. People would love to hear him speak, they probly pay money to se him. There are so many upsides to having him come to our great high school. He is a fantastic person who is a war veteran, a star wars nerd, a psychic, a galaxy warrior, and a published poet. He could tell the students on how he worked on a crisis plan with a drunk president, to slay the ailen scum. He has had many hardships, and he could tell of those and how you can get through them, but who cares when he can talk about ailen war. Jake is a great person, why wouldn't you want him. He could benefet the students in many ways, like life, love the pursuit of happiness, and ailens. Please Mr.Francesconi Choose Jake, If you don't, mabye he wont save you from the next ailen hoard. Thats it, the end. JAKE FOR PRESIDENT!