“Yo, I love Pokémon. Pokémon cards and games r so fun!” Elliot exclaimed. I heard that remark and yelled out. “FUCK YOU ELLIOT, DIGIMON OWNS POKEMON!”

      “WTFF??????????? ANDY, IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. PIKACHU CAN FKING RAPE EVERY DIGIMON!!!!!!!”

     “YEAH, CUZ HES GAY. AUGUMONS GOT FKING FIRE BREATHING SKILLS.”

      “SO DOES CHARMANDER!!!” replied Elliot. I punched him so that he fell to the floor.

       “OH YEAH, WHEN AUGUMON EVOLVES, HE TURNS INTO GRRRRRRREEEEEEEYYYYYYYMOOONNN. HE CAN CRUSH ALL THE POKEMON!!!!!!” Elliot got up and punched me in my gut. I groaned.

        “POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed.

I regained my strength and kicked his extremely small balls. “NO, BITCH. DIGIIIMON!!!!!!!”

          Then out of nowhere, Christine appears in front of me. “FUCK NO, POKEMONS ARE CUTER!!!!!!!” Then out of nowhere Ms. Campese appears in front of Christine.

       “BITCH! I LIKE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!” Ms Campese jumped on Christine and they had a cat fight. When Elliot caught me off guard, he jumped on me and we began wrestling. “POKEMON POWER!” Elliot said triumphantly.  I threw him off and said,” DIGIMON POWER!” As he struggled to get up, I climbed onto a nearby ladder that was a mile high. I quickly ran up with lightning quick speed. I held my arms out and jumped down. “SWANTON BOOOOOOOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I flipped right before I hit Elliot, causing my back to crush him. “YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? DIGIMON POWER!” Then, when I was laughing, he got up and ran into me with an RKO!!!!! It broke my skull and I was bleeding like crazy but I got up anyway. I kicked his balled and did a STONE COLD STUNNER!!!!!!!!! That should have knocked him out cold but he came out at me and shot lightning out of his hands! “Thunder bolt!” Elliot said. The lightning shocked me a little but then I shot fireballs out of my mouth. “BALLZ OF FURY!!!!!!!!!!!” The ballz burned Elliot and he got crisp and black. But, still, Elliot got up. “POKE……… EHHH…… MOOOOOOOOOOON” Oh shit!

        Meanwhile, Christine and Ms.Campese were exchanging bitch slaps.

Now, back to our fight. “OOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYY FUUUUUCKKKKINGG GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD”

        Elliot had just summoned HO OH, THE GIANT LEGENDARY BIRD. Out of nowhere, a war GREYYYYNMOOOOOOOOOOOONN jumped on the bird and began wrestling with it. Then, when Elliot was distracted I grabbed hold of him and did a perfect, amazing, TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    TEN YEARS LATER

“DIE MOTHER FUCKER, DIGIMON IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“NO, POKEMON!!!!!!”

The Pokémon and Digimon were getting pissed off, so Digimon came in from the Digital world and Pokémon came from PokeLand. They started fucking(fighting) each other. Then the FBI was like “what the fuck?” so they sent 999999999999999999999 nuclear bombs at us, blowing up the entire world                                   

THE END