I've lived for millions of years, watching the evolution and development of life on the planet that is called Earth by beasts that call themselves humans. I have written this all down and spread it througout time and space for all to know. This is the fictitious story of the Earth.

 

Long, long ago, before dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was a species of animals called Gregs. They were mammals, with long fur usually combed to the front. They resembled puffy monkeys with oddly colored fur and 8-14 arms each.

 

The Gregs were a highly intelligent species. In fact, the average 2 year old Greg could solve a highly-complex mathematical equation with no help in under 10 minutes. This highly complex mathematical equation has yet to be solved by the beasts that call themselves humans.
 

 

This super intelligence got the Gregs into trouble, big trouble. Their super intelligence allowed them to travel through the stars. One day a Greg that called herself Zlox, meaning " Evil Genius", (the most intelligent and evil Gregs of them all) found a way to travel to the place of Gods. Zlox took a crew of evil Gregs to the place of the Gods. The Gods got furious at these evil Gregs, and destroyed their entire species.

 

The Gods wanted life on Earth to torture, however they learned from their mistakes. Instead of making highly intelligent species to roam the Earth, they created highly stupid reptiles called dinosaurs.

 

 

Dinosaurs were so stupid they didn't even notice the Gods torturing them with unexplained emotions they couldn't comprehend.

 

The Gods became bored and so sent a huge asteroid towards the Earth. The asteroid hit the Earth, creating a huge fireball. This fireball not only killed most life on Earth, it melted the sand in the desert creating glass.

 

 

Since the Gods no longer had a species to torture they once again had to create a new species. They created Semi-intelligent, Semi-stupid beasts that called themselves humans. These beasts would one day destroy the Earth in fire and war, due to their ignorant and aggressive behaviors.

Fictitious History of the Earth - Part 4; Return of Zlox
Somehow Zlox and her crew of evil Gregs survived the wrath of the Gods. They were the only remaining Gregs in the universe, and used their super-intelligence to tease the Gods and torture the humans.

 

Zlox's crew cloned themselves to create an army of Gregs, and rebuild the Greg population. When a new batch of clones were created they would be dispatched to be a dictator of a country.

 

After the world's governments were completely taken over by Zlox's army, whom called themselves "Xlox'laza" meaning "almighty ruler",  they proceeded to kill all the humans and animals that survived.

 

The Xlox'laza destroyed all that the humans had created, and went back to the way of the Gregs, with an evil twist. All that the humans had created was burned, melted, then dumped into a far region of space.

 

Fictitious History of the Earth - Part 5; Downfall of the Dictators
Zlox had been the ultimate leader of the Xlox'laza, however some of the Xlox'laza had different views on what they should do next. Many of them wanted to take over other planets in the universe, some wanted to go back to the peaceful way of the Gregs.

 

Zlox disagreed with all these ideas. She wished to take over the land of the Gods, and to do that she needed everyone in the Xlox'laza.

 

This started a world-wide civil war known as  World War III. Because the Xlox'laza were so incredibly intelligent they were able to create weapons of mass destruction, beyond human comprehension. The unintelligent part of this was that the whole population of Xlox'laza was destroyed.

 

Down below the Atlantic ocean lies a lost city, known as Atlantis. This city was created by Gregs whom are now dead. It is inhabited by a mutated form of human known as mermaids and mermen.

 

These mermaids and mermen came up to the land and mutated back into humans. They rebuilt the humans work and continued to evolve. Finally they were destroyed by Global Warming and the Gods gave up on the Earth.