No Offence to Blondes

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Short Story By: Blisteredsouls
Humor

Tags: funny, blonde, jokes

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Submitted: Mar 24, 2008 Reads: 63 Comments: 3 Likes: 0

OMG

THIS IS RETARDED

No Offence to Blondes Just had to do this sorry. Oh and I am a bit blonde so..... damn it

she called me to get

my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said

'concentrate.'

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice

instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

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Comments:

KKPrincess

WOW but i can't say i liked it though because well i'm a total blonde. but thien again if i weren't i would probably like it and think it were funny. keep writing (but not about blondes)
KK

Posted: Mar 24, 2008

Author Comment:

Ok i won't and to tell you am blonde to so your not alone

Punishment
(not registered user)

This is fickin' funny!!! hAhahahahahaha! (no offense to blondes but hey this really is funny) when did blonde jokes start anyway?

Posted: Mar 24, 2008

Author Comment:

thanks and i think i started way before i was born.

Catherine

hahahahahahaha!! These are HILARIOUS!! I'm a blonde, but I think blonde jokes are sooo funny! lol. Who doesn't like to make fun of themselves, right? lol. :P

Posted: Sep 12, 2008