"Edward, we are over," Bella told Edward.
"Why? You are pregnant with my kid," he told her.
"That's what you think," Bella replied back.
"Well," Edward began as Emmett walked in. Emmett went over and swooped Bella off her feet while giving her a big kiss on her lips. Edward stood there looking stunned.
"What about Rosalie?" Edward asked.
"Oh she was happy about it. She said she has been cheating me since day one," Emmett said smiling.
"Rosalie, do you want to go out with me?" Edward yelled to her.
"No! My man doesn't sparkle. He lives in a pack," Rosalie yelled back.
"Alice...," Edward started.
"Do not think about it," Carlisle said.
"Esme?" Edward asked again.
"She's mine," Jasper yelled.
"What the freak!"Edward yelled. He walked over, grabbed Bella, and kissed her right smack on the lips. He then turned around to announce it to all the shocked faces when POW! Emmett punched him square in the face.
"Why did you do that?" Edward asked.
"Cause you touched my girl. Are you alright?" He said turning to face Bella.
"Not yet," she replied. She walked over and kicked Edward in the nuts.
"Now, I feel better," Bella
announced. Snickering, they all left leaving Edward there
holding himself because of the pain.