BLONDE! BRUNETTE! AND RED HEAD! The devil goes up to them. If you guys laugh at one of my jokes you go to hell. Once you get to the hundredth joke then your free. So the devil goes to the red head and she gets to the 26th jokes then she laughs. The devil goes to the brunette and she makes it to the 56th joke. The devil goes to the blonde and she makes it to the 99th joke. The devil ask her, "Why didn't you just keep going? You just needed one more."
The Blonde said, "I just got the first joke!" And was laughing so hard.
The three are on the edge of a cliff once they jump off they have to say something. And whatever they say they turn into it. The red head jumps off and yells, "humming bird!" So she turned into a bird and flew away.
The brunette jumped off and yelled, "butterfly!" So she turned into it and flew away.
The Blonde jumped off and yelled, "OH SHITTTTT!" So she turned into shit.
When life gives you lemon make lemonade and use the profit to buy an Ak-47 and make sure life doesn't make the same mistake twice.
When life get's hard fuck it!