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Teddy Bear?...or not.

Short story By: bluishmaag
Humor



Alice and Nessie was fighting over a teddy bear and out of Bella's irritation, she ripped the bear in half.


Submitted:Feb 26, 2009    Reads: 592    Comments: 16    Likes: 4   


hey you guys. This is my first to make a Humor Genre. I hope it's good. By the ways thanks for reading.

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Teddy Bear?...or not.

When Edward and I went inside the house I saw Alice and Renesmee arguing. Well, this is a first they have to fight.

"No, it's mine Nessie!" Alice yelled

"No! I want it!" Nessie replied, yelling too.

"Edward, what's happening over there?" I asked as we both walked towards the dining room, where all the commotion is happening.

"Alice and Nessie are fighting over a teddy bear" he replied, his tone was flat.

"A teddy bear?!" I asked. Why would they fight just for a teddy bear?

"The teddy bear is from Jude Law's daughter. Believe it or not, Emmett and Jasper went to Hollywood yesterday and caught the bear." Edward said, his tone seemed to be amused now. I wonder why.

Edward and I went inside the dining room. Alice and Nessie are really in fire this time.

"Aunt Alice, you said you'd give me anything I want! Then give this to me!" Nessie yelled.

"But not this! This is Jude Law's daughter's bear!" Alice yelled

"But -" Nessie tried to say something but Alice cut her off. "No!" Alice yelled, too high this time. It broke the wine glass in Esme's collection. But Alice and Nessie just ignored it.

It's been 2 and a half hours since they were fighting and they haven't stopped. Out of my irritation I took the bear from their hands and ripped it in half. I gave each half to them. Alice looked up at me, her expression was a mix of shock, anger, and as if someone has died-pain? Nessie's was the same.

"There. Now keep quite" I said.

I felt Nessie faint from what I did and Alice was still in shock. I ignored everyone's expression I was pissed. I just heard Edward and Emmett burst out with laughter.

- End-





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