This is a fairy tale.

        Once upon a time, a troll, a dwarf, a witch, and a sorcerer stood atop a snowy hillside, gazing up at the night sky.

Bored, the troll said, ''Hey! Watch this!'' and proceeded to unzip his trousers and write his name in the snow with his urine. The sorcerer just stood by, looking pissed off.

  Not to be outdone, the dwarf said, ''That's nothing! Watch this!'' and began writing his name with piss as well, accidently splattering the sorcerer's shoes. But, he stood silent, looking pissed off.

 Then the witch joined in, saying, ''I got that beat!'' and hiked her long black cape up, squatting right next to the sorcerer and pissing like a fire hydrant, the stinking piss splattering his shoes again, where upon he became enraged, screaming ''You filthy witch!'' and sanpping his fingers - POOF! - the witch vanished, leaving nothing behind but a steaming piss-puddle.

        Startled, the troll and the dwarf said in unison; ''Why'd you do that for?!''

''Because,'' said the sorcerer, smiling now, ''I've always said I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.''

                                                         The End