The Adventures of Super Emo

Episode 1=The Happy Conformist.

Once on a dark, gloomy day filled with death, pain, suffering, war, suicide and My Chemical Romace CDs all being played at the same time, A Happy thinking-everythings-ok Conformist was walking down the street because he thought he was helping stop global warming, instead of helping to stop all the death, pain, suffering, war, suicide and teenage Emo's buying a $1400 make-up kit with their dad's money and saying "I HATE YOU!!!" to him.

I thought "I need to stop that Happy Conformist, before he starts introducing himself to the other Emo's in the neighbourhood!" Quickly I put on my make-up, cut myself, swished some hair over one of my eye's and looked down while draging myself down the stairs and out the door.

I walked up to the conformist and said "Halt, you can't just walk up to other Emo's doors and introduce yourself. Look through the window!" I pointed at the windows one by one. one was writing poetry about pain, one was writing lyrics for his Gothic band and one was day dreaming when he would commit suicide in a month, but in a month he never did because he forgot, then he thought why not on a full moon? He forgot again, at last he thought "Somone needs to complain about conformist?" so he never commit suicide.

The conformist joked "Haha, but they are doing nothing special, young man!" I retorted "How dare you say there doing nothing special! even though they aren't! And don't call me "young man"! I'm not your son!" The conformist asked "Do you have any manners at all? I replied, spitefully "Ha, I bet you have manors everywhere, Paris, Tokyo!" "Oh I give up!" As he walked away from the neighbourhood in a huff, it was a victory for Emo's everywhere.