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Everyone Is Gathered!

Short story By: edwar4ever1901
Humor



A totally weird deam I had last night. It was abou everyone. And they gathered. In a supermarket!
You'll see, who everyone is...!


Submitted:Jan 22, 2010    Reads: 148    Comments: 2    Likes: 1   


My dream started outside the supermarket. It's danish, and called Kvickly.

Well, as I was standing outside, I saw two familliar persons. Or characters...

It was Serena van der Woodsen and Dan Humphrey, from my favorite tv-show, Gossip Girl. While I was thinking WTF! they were arguing about something;

"Daaan, please let me sit in the cart..."

"No! It's my turn!"

When I went inside (Still thinking WTF?) my BFF, Gemma, was there, buying "Die Hard 4.0", and that is just weird...!

Then, I went over to the candy-section, and guess who I saw? Lucy, from Narnia, stealing about twenty KitKat's. Then, I heard a growl, and the lion, Aslan, came out of nowhere.

Lucy..." he said, in a very serious tone. I thought, that he was going to punish her, but instead, he said;

"Want to share?"

Not so funny. But weird.

Then, I went over to the freezer. And who was standing there?

Bella and Edward Cullen!

"Next time, were going to the blood bank..." Bella complained.

Then, Ron Weasley showed up, and started rapping.

Then, Harry Potter came along, screaming like a little girl.

"Hi, i'm Ron! Wanna have fun!

Hi, i'm Ron! Wanna have fun!"

"Ron! Stop!" Hermione groaned.

Then, a crowd of Twilighters and Harry Potter's came inside. They had signs and everything. Then, they started fighting, which made Carlisle (Yeah, I don't know how he got there either.) came to heal the folks, who'd lost eyes and ears.

Then, Dumbledore (The Dumbledore.) was running by, in a Nike-set! Odd.

Then, Ron screamed "Bloody Hell!" and Aslan growled, and yelled:

"I AM GAY!!!"

Then Dumbledore yelled:

"ME TOO!!!"

Now, my dream was getting pretty out of track, and there were suddenly added more characters to my dream.

Here's the whole list (Also some real people included):

List, over the fictional characters (and some real folks) who was now in my dream:

Seren

Dan

Lucy

Edmund

Peter

Aslan

Edward Cullen

Bella Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

BFF Gemma

Carlisle Cullen

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Albus Dumbledor (who we now know is gay)

Hannah Abbot (don't ask)

Cedric diggiry

Rachel Green

Joey Tribbiani

Monica Geller

Ross Geller

Pheobe Buffay

Chandler Bing

(I know. Friends just popped up!)

Then, suddenly, Cedric and Edward started fighting about, who was the hottest, and Bella and Dumbledore were cheering. Meanwhile, Chandler was taking pictures, and putting them on Yahooo-answers: Who's Hotter?

The wolfes were trying to do magic, with Hermione as their teacher. And Ron was talking to Pheobe about the possibilities, that they could start a band together. (My new favorite band, then!)

And after that, I woke up!

Authors note: I know, that you might find this not-funny. But I laughed when I woke up, so I decided to put it on here. Maybe, if I'm lucky, you might think it's funny:D!

Have a LOL day!





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