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Q's gay curiosity for Picard

Short story By: Emz12
Humor



Q’s gay curiosity for Picard expressed by Katty Perry songs.


Submitted:Jan 31, 2011    Reads: 95    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


I do not own Star Trek and any of its characters or ideas. I do not own any of the songs used.
Q's gay curiosity for Picard expressed by Katty Perry songs.
This takes place on the holadeck, when the Jean-Luc goes there to quietly relax in an old empty English bar. He is sitting on a bar stool by the bar when he is suddenly joined by unexpected Q.
"You know what your problem is Picard?", Asks Q.
"I'm not in the mood for your stupid jokes Q", Picard replied, shocked to see him.
"Oh you never are Picard, which is the problem…
(Sung)
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

Yeah, you PMS like a Bitch I would know

And you always think, always speak cryptically

I should know that you're no good for me

'Cause you're hot and you're cold

You're yes and you're no

You're in and you're out

You're up and you're down"
"Shut up Q", Shouted Picard, "What the hell are you going on about anyway?"
"Well Picard", Q explained with his eyebrows raised,
(Sung)
"You know you want me,
but it takes more than a wink

And more than a drink, more than you think

If you want me you're gonna

Have to break the bank tonight"
"Don't make me laugh Q", Picard sniggers, "Me and you?, Me and you? Hahaha"
"Well why not? Think about it?" teasingly says Q,
(Sung)
"Let's go all the way tonight

No regrets, just love

We can dance until we die

You and I, we'll be young forever

You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream

The way you turn me on, I can't sleep

Let's runaway and don't ever look back

Don't ever look back

My heart stops when you look at me

Just one touch, now baby I believe

This is real, so take a chance

And don't ever look back, don't ever look back"
"Do know what Q?", smiles Picard, "Two can play the singing game, want to hear my song?"
(Sung)
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While jacking off listening to Mozart

You bitch and moan about LA

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don't eat meat

And drive electrical cars

You're so indie rock it's almost an art

You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay!"
"Feisty", Q replied, "I love it"
Q leans over to Picard very suddenly and pecks him on the lips.
"Q", shouted an angry Picard, "you dick, get lost", as he tired to spit out Q's germs.
Meanwhile Q had a gleaming smile on his face,
"This was never the way I planned, not my intention

I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you caught my attention

I kissed Picard and I liked it, the taste of his cherry chapstick

I kissed Picard just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed Picard and I liked it… I liked it"
"Fuck off… Dick" Picard mutters as he walks out the door.




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