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My fight with a fire alarm

Short story By: Headphones Vocal Method
Humor



A Not by HPVM


Submitted:Oct 23, 2012    Reads: 59    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


I was cooking dinner at a new house i
moved into........sat down to eat and
watch tele. The smoke alarm went off so i
went to turn it off.
For one the smoke alarm was right above
the cooker....rediculous place to put a fire
alarm. I waved a cloth underneath it and
it wouldnt stop, i kept trying and it
wouldnt stop so i pressed the red button
on the alarm.....nothing so i tried to take
the bottom cover off and it wouldnt stop
bloody buzzing! I must point out its two in
the morning, i mean i just moved in, i
didnt want to piss off my new naighbours.
The bottom wouldnt come off so i tried to
rip it off, i gave it one massive pull....it
come off but i went flying across the
kitchen and hit my head on this thing
sticking out the wall, it really hurt, the
fucking alarm was still buzzing and i was
propa pissed off so i ripped the whole
alarm off the ceiling but as i did this! A
nail almost went through my finger, there
was blood everywhere but the fucking
alarm was still buzzing, i was really angry
now lol i grabbed the alarm amd went at
it with a screwdriver i tried to pull out
some electrical thing.....and it electricuted
me! It was still buzzing so i got a hamner
and smashed the shit out of it. That
machine was made for safety not to
almost kill me lol
I called the fire dapartment to tell them
this story and they put the phone down lol





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