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That's How I Do It

Short story By: Hell R
Humor



A little insight on Hell's life.


Submitted:Dec 5, 2012    Reads: 42    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


"Well obviously you have to start by choosing the perfect one for you; I prefer the little chubby ones myself. After picking off all the skin in the largest chunks I can and setting them aside I begin to peel off the smaller, veiny kind of pieces; I set those to the side simply because I don't like them. They're too stringy and get caught in my throat or they take forever to chew and stick in your mouth for hours. Right now once all the peeling is done I rip the pieces apart and bite into one end, sucking all the bitter juices out, at least the stuff that didn't run down my fingers before shoving the rest into my mouth. Enjoying the left over fluid and strange almost crunchy feeling between my teeth…and that is how I eat an orange"
"…Hell…that's one of the most disturbing images of eating an orange I've ever heard"
I grinned looking at my companies face, he looked a little…awestruck to say the least. If he was imagining what I was whilst describing that scene I can understand why.
"Hey anything can sound creepy or disturbing, it all just depends on how it's told"





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