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Random Funny Events

Short Story By: Hugs and kisses
Humor


Just some funny things that have happened, nothing much I was just a little bored and this seemed like a fun thing to do.

Names have been changed ^_^ View table of contents...

 

Submitted: Feb 16, 2008    Reads: 130    Comments: 5    Likes: 3   


1) People in it: Nicole, Lynn, Alex (a girl) and Owen.
All of them except Nicole were standing around in the park and arguing what color the sky was. Lynn and Alex thought the sky was grey and Owen thought it was blue. Then Nicole came and said, "The sky is green, dumb dumbs!"

2) People in it: Whole English class but especially Renee.
There were two new students joining our school and in English we had to go around introducing ourselves by saying our name and our favorite song. (I might want to add that Renee is known for always falling over and knocking things over)
So when it was Renee's turn she said, "Well, my names Renee and I like learning to fall."
We all over course were staring at her then she said, "Wait the song by Boys Like Girls!"
(by the way Learning to Fall by Boys Like Girls is really good!!!)

3) People in it: Me, Bobby, Lynn, Corey (a girl) and a few other people
This one you kind of had to be there for it to make sense but I still think it's worth mentioning. So we had a half day and we were all hanging out at Bobby's house. Then Lynn and Corey came in. Lynn was perfectly normal but Corey was like jumping up and down and dancing too. She wasn't even speaking normal English! She was just like "jeirejrklejafkldn" seriously.
We all were looking at Lynn and she said, "Corey dumped four packs of sugar into a large ice coffee"
By then she was on the floor twitching and laughing.

4) People in it: All my friends mostly Me and Nicole
It was Nicole's birthday and we were watching this old, old horror movie. It was really bad. But it had to do with giant killer rabbits.
Towards the end I was like, "At this point, I think I'm for the rabbits..."
Nicole, "Mona! They're evil!"
Me, "But they're so cute and fluffy!"
Nicole just shook her head.

5) People in it: Corey (still a girl) Me, and Natalie
During PE both me and Corey were really hyper (yeah Corey gets hyper a lot) and we were pretending to be cheerleaders for our classes soccer game and screaming stuff like, "YEAH ALEX!!! WHOOO!!" and doing weird kicks and stuff. Oh if your wondering how we got away with this: we had a substitute PE teacher who was completely useless.
Anyway, when we were changing back into our normal clothes we were talking about how loud we'd been.
Then Natalie overheard us and said, "You mean those people screaming? They were REALLY annoying."
Corey and I were both like, "HEY!"
Just to clarify something: Natalie is really nice and probably my best friend in school so don't get the wrong impression of her people!

6) People in it: Me, Nicole and Mr. Smith
So Nicole and I were talking after Math about our Math teacher Mr. Smith.
Nicole was saying, "And he still hasn't corrected my math homework yet and it's been to weeks. Mr. Smith is such a bad teacher."
Then Mr. Smith like creeps up on her and was like, "Would you like me to correct your math now, Nicole?"
*shudder* Mr. Smith is creepy beyond belief-he looks like Snape in Harry Potter.


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Comments:

HAHA! this is like the stuff that goes on with my friends and i! there was this time where one of my friends was complaining about the french teacher, and how the other class had a way better teacher, and then she heard someone tutting and it was the french teacher behind her! but that french teacher has made some of the students cry... :D keep writing this funny stuff!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008

Author Comment:

Cry??? How sad!!!

Oh I like me! You should write one on the "Gasman" Hugs and Kisses-- like really!
-Ghiradelli Girl

Posted: Feb 28, 2008

Author Comment:

Lol...BOBO THE MONKEY-O!!!!

HAHA, very funny, reminds me of my friends and family, we have simular fun experiences. Looking forward to readin more of your work, please don't be shy to check out some of mine.
Tilla:)

Posted: Apr 5, 2008

Author Comment:

Ok...I'll totally check out your stuff. The purpose of the Random Funny Events was really to remind people of their own lives and stuff, so I'm glad it succeeded! I'm glad you commented, I love comments ^_^

On number 4, I'm with you one hundred percent! Power to the cute bunnies! Who cares if they're killing everyone, if you're cute you can get away with anything ^_^

Posted: Apr 16, 2008

Author Comment:

TOTALLY! But people STILL tease me about saying that, and it was three years ago! Well, at least you understand my logic ^_^ the bunnies were hilarious in the movie though, it was sooooo fake! I'm all happy right now, I know someone else who likes evil cute bunnies!

Cute buddy.....

Posted: May 24, 2008

Author Comment:

thanks! I love these things sooo much.



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